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Am I the only one who thinks that "Bindi the Jungle Girl" a/k/a daughter of the deceased Crocodile Hunter's new TV show is well, really sad and a last ditch attempt to earn some money off dad's fame before it all goes away?

Just an aside. Talk amongst yourselves.



So what do Mr. Pom and I do now that we don't have little tykes at home on weekend mornings that have to be diapered, dressed, fed, taken to Gymboree/t-ball/soccer/softball until the fall?

We go out to breakfast - and not to the diner! )We are so over the diner. Bad coffee, cold eggs. But not for dinner. We still like it for dinner: Greek salads/chicken souvlaki.)






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Though we live 45 minutes from Broadway, we were having a hard time finding a decent cafe that served good food and cappuccinos without a cut off of 11:00 a.m. - on a weekend! Can you imagine the great business minds behind that decision? Check back in a year and see if they are still in business.

But, turns out we were just looking on the wrong side of town and once we moved east, we found a plethora, a plethora I tell you, of cute cafes.  I think this little red joint is especially cute and, it has a great name: "Stanz Place".



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The decor is just funky enough for us to ensure that a lot of thought goes into the menu and the ingredients are first rate.


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And it's my favorite color - cheerful red! Note the little lady permanently on display above the back door. Guess she never paid her check.....


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But cute don't fill the stomach - but this food does!  I had a bacon, arugula and goat cheese omelette with buttered toast and Mr. Pom had a bacon omelette (cholesterol readings beware) and we both had giant cups of cappuccino, which was all I really wanted. That and a  NY Times to read, which we brought from home.


We'll be back next weekend. Unless we go to the sidewalk bakery cafe a few  store fronts away that serves killer chocolate babka and where we spent Sunday morning. What is better than sitting at a sidewalk table, sipping a cappuccino, nibbling on a warm vegetable frittata and a lemon square, and nodding sweetly at the sweaty jogger moms running while pushing their monster jogging strollers with one hand and talking on cell phones with the other? You go girls! Run that cellulite into the ground!  Oh, can you pass the babka and the fresh squeezed orange juice?

Mr. Pom and I would never make it as yuppy young parents these days.  We find it challenging to walk and chew gum.

Ah, empty nest -  It's a Good Thing!

But don't you know I was looking at all those cuddly, little babies......


Happy Days Are Here Again

---  well, at least they were here - now, back to work!

The long weekend was exactly  what we needed and we slept in, ate out, and still managed to get a lot done around the house. For the first time in a long while, I had no desire to drive to the Cape or even go out to dinner. I was just longing to spend some time in my own home and nest.  And that we did.


Here are the "before" photos of our screened porch:


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The oil stains? Let's not bring up unpleasant experiences. I'll just leave you with three words: deep fried turkey.




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Our porch furniture is a motley accumulation of cast offs from our various houses and my parents'. The tubular aluminum chairs are "heirlooms" from my parents' porch. They've been reupholstered about 3 times and have grown with status through 40 years from ugly and clunky to old and clunky and now to vintage mid-century modern  (or at least that's what I'm calling them ).
The chest has ten layers of paint and was bought at an estate sale in Memphis.
Through the screen, you can spy the wicker set waiting for a new coat of paint.


Mr. Pom and Mystery Man screened the porch when we moved in. We get tons of pleasure from it, but I've always wanted a porch large enough to have a table for meals. And this year, I swore I'd paint the floor in a checkerboard pattern, paint the cedar shingles white, the ceiling light blue, and hang up my grandmother's pink transferware plates.   

However, I didn't count on the leak that would develop this winter and require fixing, a roofing contractor that keeps appointments, and probably new soffits (not sure what are the soffits, but they sound expensive). So all cutesy refurbishing was to be put off until the expensive, boring structural repairs could be done.



But lo and behold, I went to the local monster arts and craft store this weekend for foamcore and discovered that they have branched out into all sorts of home dec items - including a beautiful wicker table and chairs that were on special plus 10% off for a few wicker strands sticking out of the leg of one of the chairs. Before you could say "you only came for foamcore and spray paint", Mr. Pom and the manager were loading it into our car and by the end of the day, we were eating dinner al fresco.



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Here's another view that features my garden candelabra, which I found on the clearance rack at Smith & Hawkins because the base is all chipped up - no problem for those of us that appreciate shabby chic.  The younger Pomegranates say it is very "goth" and think I should get black candles. Uh, maybe for Halloween?


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I had breakfast, lunch, and dinner outside this weekend and we even managed to squeeze 8 - yes, 8 - people around the table for the inaugural barbecue.  Don't think we'll try that again, but we can easily seat 6.

We are quite chi-chi now, so long as you don't look up.  Or sit in a certain spot when it rains. I'll try to invite you over when there's no chance of showers.  Then again, don't you love sitting on a porch when it rains?


When Work Worlds Collide










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I don't expect to glide through life. For goodness sake, I'm more than halfway through this lifetime and I've had my share of woes.  As they say, or someone does, my mother didn't raise no fool.


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Generally, Mr. Pom and I are very adept at watching where we step. However, we are also very used to hearing things crunch as we skip through life. (Skipping - very funny if you saw us both getting out of bed in the morning.)

I like to pretend that I have everything under control. I know the bombs are out there, but Mr. Pom and I generally are able to balance our black moods out and maintain some semblance of cheerfulness in our household.

We've escaped near tragedies, reversals of fortune, unwanted and hurried moves, school transfers, and lingering health issues.  But sometimes, it's just the accumulation of daily stuff that just stops us in our tracks.





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I call it "When Work Worlds Collide".

So.

Things will be quiet for awhile due to the feebleness of the parental pomegranates to muster up the energy to even speak for an entire evening. An entire evening!  Until we said goodnight! And not due to anger or apathy.  Just plain ol' can't find the energy to do more than wave from our sides of the bed. Books lay unread. Phone calls remain unreturned. Sketchbooks remain closed. Dinner comes in a package. Fluffernutter wonders why she left the shelter. The Young One bemoans her fate as in fact, The Youngest One.




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While we hide, rest assured that the long holiday weekend is coming. Today is Fleet Week in NY and if I had had a darn clue I would have had taken today off and gone done to see the ships come in.  (that was a great episode on Sex and the City)  I doubt I would have been enjoying it in quite the same way as those gals, but who can't be cheered up by the sight of so many men in dress whites. Well, maybe Mr. Pom would pass on it.

There's the promise of the first ribs of the season (they just turned ripe I was told).  And the first trip to the beach (soon as we apply for a loan for the gas).
And the first Margarita On The Porch.

3 days and counting!














Sunday Sunny Sunday

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Yesterday it was May in New York - cold, rainy, damp and frustrating. Mr. Pom and I picked up paving stones for our walkway in the pouring rain, fortified with cups of capuccino that steamed in the spring air.  People are dismayed, affronted even by this cold, wet plunge when we are supposed to be visiting Mayfairs and buying strawberries in cream. But I remember more days like this than not, starting with my own graduation ceremonies under a damp and chilly tent too many years ago to  tell, and The Princess's grad last year when it took both hands to keep the mortar boards on their beautiful, young heads and the way the clouds scudded our photos from light to dark as we tried to document the day.



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So we are patient with the slow, stalled stubborness of spring. The Young One is stopped up and needs hot soups and blankets and a seat by the fire.  I pull out a purple turtleneck instead of the gauzy peasant top I'd hoped to model, but neglect to change out of the sandals that show off my Mother's Day pedicure and  slog through the puddles in the stone yard.  Mr. Pom, he of the new testosterone-fued grill, sheepishly declares it a night for someone else to cook.



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Today we decide to cut our losses early and make our way mid=morning to Borders for coffee and browsing. But halfway there the sun blazes and we reverse course and pick up aspagus as thick as The Princess's wrists and strawberries the sweetest ones The Young One declares that she's ever eaten. A St. Simon brie smeared on pecan raisin baguette fills us for lunch and the smell of summer appears in my hand as I tear up basil and scatter it like butterflies wings across a bowl of marble-sized mozzarella balls bathing in olive oil.


A note left on my mother's car alerts her to come by after mass.  We spend the afternoon grazing and talking of food made by grandmothers and aunts and admire cookbooks that are as much works of art as the food they feature.  I am aware of my internal clock ratcheting one more sprocket toward summer and the ease of porch life and meats grilled on coals and the side gate opening and closing many times an afternoon as relatives and friends come and go.

Summer really is here and it is time to start dancing in the street.



I'm It!

I've been tagged all the way from Newfoundland by the lovely artist, Jeanette Jobson, to tell 7 random things about myself. The problem is - what don't you know? What have I not revealed, blabbed, and bored you with already that I can actually reveal here, where my mother reads??

1.    I once wore a wire and met a man in a motel room. My nickname with my friends quickly became, "Loretta Beretta", (which the younger crowd will not recognize).

2.  I spent the night under the conference table of the president of my college, and left the administration building that morning through the bathroom window because if I didn't go to this particular class, it would affect my chances of getting into law school.

3.   I walked 5 miles in a near blizzard to meet Mr. Pom when I could not stand one more minute in the snow-in dorms.

4.    On the day I found out I was pregnant with The Princess, I had to take a prop plane to Buffalo on the coldest day in the history of that city.

5.   On the last day of high school, I was rushing out to meet my friends on the lawn when I saw the vice principal leading them into the building, holding aloft the bottle of Boone's Farm Apple Wine they'd been consuming. (Note to my children: the drinking age was 18 and I was legal and there was only one bottle and 5 friends.) They all got suspended and couldn't go to graduation.

6.     I dated Mr. Pom for 10 years before we got married.

7.     I once consumed an entire bottle of Southern Comfort, was made to throw up before I could be taken home  - and have never been drunk since.


I am tagging:

1. Diane from Violet Is My Color who writes so engagingly about her busy life in the northwest.

2. Miss Lila, of Indigo Pears, watercolorist extraordinaire.

3. Gina, my birthday little sister and soul companion.

4. Kim at Daisy Cottage, where I just wanna move into her red and  yellow rooms and live forevah.

5.  Deb at Sugarfused, the home of breathtaking photography of her flowers.

6.    Diane at Going to Pieces, a fellow lawyer and quilter and friend from way back in the early email list days.

7. and last but not least, Claudia at Rohling Studio, whose artwork just makes me smiel.


Staying Put

So we're not going to the Cape for Memorial Day.We found a place to stay but after considering the cost for three nights, one of which would be Friday and if we were lucky, Mr. Pom might be able to leave in time to get us there before midnight, and after looking at the ten day forecast, we're staying home.

We haven't forgotten the cold, rainy New Year's weekend and the incredibly rainy, never ending drive home. Better to stay put and if it's nice, hit the local beaches. Or the city. Holiday weekends are fabulous in the city - or so I've heard! Our goal this year is to go to the city more often and travel outside of our comfort zones - in other words 1) make Mr. Pom stop the car, and 2) do more than do a drive by for gelato and head home.


We've begun a long-awaited series of home improvements. First off was to have a very old maple taken down by the front walk. It was hit by lightning twice and has lost several limbs in storms, one of which clobbered my sister's car. The tree's roots have decimated the path to the house and now that we took it down, we're picking out paving stones tomorrow for a new walkway.

Once the walkway is done, we are having the small piece of land between our house and the neighbor's  built up with some topsoil, then planting two evergreens and a crape myrtle. I've been so missing the magenta and white crepe myrtles that grace our house in Memphis, and finally putting one in here will make me feel that we've brought a little bit of the south to our New York home.

After the walkway gets done, the front porch floor is getting replaced and the entire porch, including the house shingles painted. I am still sticking with my red front door, but we will replace the Restoration Hardware post box that Mr. Pom banged up in the Great Christmas Light Tragedy.

And thus, we are saving our money instead of going to the Cape for another cold, rainy weekend. If Memorial Day is going to be another chilled to the bone weekend, better we spend it in front of our fire with some good movies.

And paint chips. Red front door + hunter green porch floor= twee Christmas house. Red front door + dark blue porch floor = huh?  But what about red front door + brick and cream diamond patterned front porch = ?? The house siding is dark brown, so maybe rich brown + cream diamond floor?

Right now Mr. Pom is reading this and guffawing - yea verily guffawing I tell you, at who is going to go down on her his their knees and tape off and paint the aforesaid diamond floor.

Not to worry.

I got him to hang cranberry striped wallpaper in the Memphis house during my Waverly phase. And he hung it straight. And not upside down. Like the kitchen paper.

And after we finish this trio of renovations?

We will repair - again the teeny tiny flat roofed porch off our bedroom which is destroying the ceiling and beams of the screened porch. I tell ya we've never even walked out on this teen tiny porch because it looks right into my neighbor's bedroom, yet this will be the second time in 6 years that the roof has to be replaced.

Home.

Where the money is.

Or was.


Sixteen Candles

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This weekend was my niece's 16th birthday. Her parents held a beautiful party for her and the entire family gathered to celebrate the occasion. The party was full of kids - friends, cousins, babies, teens, and the house rocked with a DJ and dance floor. My brother in law's family has had a lot of losses in the past two years and it was wonderful to see his family together for a happy occasion.



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The birthday girl is the one in the middle. On either side is The Young One and her cousin, L.  The birthday girl is the oldest, The Young One is 7 months her junior, and L. is seven months younger than The Young One.


Why describe it, when I can show you:


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Can you get any cuter than these three?? The girls have grown up together and have remained good friends despite different high schools, different sport teams, and different crowds and I hope they always remain true to each other.


So here's how to throw a wild, family party:


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Gorgeous grandmothers




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Crazy boy cousins, brothers, and uncles




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A rousing rendition of "YMCA".





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Wild and crazy paparazzi






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Break-dancing cousins .....  and uncles (no photos allowed).




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A little Saturday Night Fever



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The requisite Macarena




Scongaline


Conga line





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And cake.





And this is why, on Mother's Day,


we stayed in our pajamas!


All I Want for Mother's Day Is You!!!!

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What to do for Mother's Day?

Ah, the most dreaded question of the year.

It was easy when they were little: burnt toast and lukewarm coffee in bed, construction paper cards dripping with glitter, flowers from the yard.

The middle years were particularly difficult: contrary adolescents who do not want to spend the day with each other much less in a car or restaurant for a drawn out meal.

Last year, if you recall, I spent the day in the city with one of my sisters and we went to a fabric store. Really, we are so easy to please.

That's what it always amuses me when my kids don't know what to buy me for Mother's Day. (Big hints coming up, kids, if you haven't already made your purchases.)

I dare say I am the easiest person in the family to buy for. For which to buy. For whom to buy.  Something like that.  For example, books. What? You don't know what I've read and what I haven't? That's what gift cards are for.  Art supplies: You can never have too many brushes or tubes of paint. Journals:  No, those I have to pick those out myself. Decorative paper: cool!  Fat quarters of fabric: Outta sight!  Jewelry: silver. Candles: unscented. Flowers: Live (as in not cut). Scarves: nah, I never wear a scarf anymore (that's one of those things that look good on other women in suits and on me looks frumpy. Besides I forget I have them and by the time I remember, it's too hot to have anything  hanging around my neck.

House items: must be pretty, not functional, i.e. gorgeous bowl, but not a broom. Ditto with food items: chocolate's cool, olive oil means I have to cook. Coffee beans: very thoughtful.  Please, no Mother's Day theme gifts like statues of baby kittens  with their arms open or gift books on Why Mother's Have a Special Place at God's Kitchen Table, or Borscht for the Mother's Soul.

What,  I sound picky? Okay, I'll let you in on what I really want for Mother's Day:

  • Copper espresso machine from Italy plumbed to the water line- on my  night table.
  • That microwave in the commercial where you put in the frozen meal and a disembodied hand gives you a gourmet meal and a candelabra.
  • 2 months of dry cleaning brought to and from, taken out of the plastic, hung up and put in drawers, and dispose of the bags.
  • Some one to go to all the tag sales and estate sales and tell me which ones have something other than ratty toys and kid clothes for sale.
  • Tell me the last 3 episodes of The Sopranos will not feature pole dancers, lap dancers, or Tony raising his hand to Carmela.
  • Self cleaning oven dog.






Dog For Sale For Free

Dear Pomegranatians,


You know that Mrs. Pomegranate, being someone who is elitist enough to refer to herself by a nom de plum and in third person, would never write anything revolting enough to turn your stomach on this bright, crisp fall-ish spring morning.


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when you spend more money on having your dog groomed than you did having your hair cut and colored  "single-processed" (what? like you didn't think I had any grey hair? Have you met my life??)


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the dog groomer lays an ultimate guilt trip on you because la dog hasn't been to the groomer's in three months and being a white, long-haired dog, is in  disgusting shape, which is why you finally decided to part with the three-figure sum they extort from you but you refuse to give her the satisfaction of admitting that you can't afford to bring her every frickin' month


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SO


they keep the dog from 11:00 TO 6:30, charge you what used to be your grocery money for the week, whereupon la dog emerges all fluffy and white and sweet-smelling, and you forgive the dog and the groomers and earnestly nod that of course she'll be back in four weeks!



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HOWEVER

(skip next para if weak of stomach)

what they don't tell you is that it appears they had her in the back eating grass all day and she begins puking as soon as she gets home, followed by an overnight of diarrhea all over your kitchen and her fur.


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do you think? Should I call up and scream and thereby show them I really am the heartless dog owner they think I am and what good would it do anyway since she is too disgusting to put the car to bring back anyway?


AND


what can I do to pay Mr. Pom back for his act of moral and physical courage in declaring that the kitchen was too horrible for either The Young One of myself to participate in the clean up and we hid in our rooms but he's not taking the grass out of the dog's butt where it seems to be hanging?


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You  may now resume your usual blog reading about beautiful cottages, funky thrift store finds, and nostalgic, handmade granny square afghans.

I'll try to come up with a sonnet later about this spring day to redeem myself in front of my mother and sisters who will not be able to believe I posted something on the Internet about my dog having grass sticking out of her butt.


Oh Oh Oh It's the Eve of Cinqo de Mayo

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So this was my first week of trying not to live for the weekend. If you recall, my lament of a few posts ago was that I had nothing to share  during the week and no time to post. This led me into a serious meltdown this weekend when I realized that I was measuring my life in two-day increments and could never pack into those two days all I had to do and I wanted to do in order to move my life forward  toward my goal of being a self-sustaining artist and writer.




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Perhaps along with blossoms and that nasty layer of green pollen, spring brings with it yearning that cannot be satisfied with a packet of seeds and the promise of  5 days by the beach in a few months' time.  It has stirred something up in me that can only be satisfied by a bracing breeze off Long Island Sound and the fetid smell of low tide accompanied by a lonely gull's cry.  The crunch of shells underfoot and a few minutes to watch a swan bob and dip for her sushi lunch.




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This weekend, I shall lift my spirits by lifting spirits, as in quasi-ginormous margaritas in celebration of Cinqo de Mayo, and no, I shall not do any research to find out if margaritas are truly Latin. Be they as they may, it will be the 5th of May and not a more perfect time for a fifth of tequila, citrus fruits, and my blender. Oh! And I have my bonus from work - the one to make up for the aborted Disneyworld trip - a Kitchen Aid food processor! Think of the salsas I can whip up in there!  Shut up!



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We are off to a dingy, listing deck abutting our greasy, goose-filled harbor. We shall count the boats still under shrink-wrap and we shall eat the infamous Bargeburgers and start the drinkfest. With any luck, we will see the sun set and come home and take these down to wash up and begin the drinking summer season.


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With what libations shall you toast the independence of our neighbor to the south? As if you needed an excuse.


Eye Candy

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Our office was having a fund drive for United Way and I potted up some plants for a raffle. I found the galvanized pails at the  craft store and they came with plastic liners perfect for plantings. I bought ivy, colichea, and philodendron  and split them up into three inexpensive arrangements. Mr. Pom cut the bamboo stakes for me and I trained the ivy up the bamboo and tied the stakes together with some ribbon. The crowning touch were some faux eggs I had left over from Easter. I tucked a few into each pail and they looked just like some houseplant a farmer's wife had on the back porch where a chicken laid an egg. Very cute, but just short of "twee", which is my life motto.  Cute but not twee. (My sister asked me what "twee" meant: if you can pronounce it, you shouldn't have to ask.)
I kept one pot for myself and it'll go on the porch once it gets warmer.

The table in the photo is in my kitchen and is an old farm table we bought in Fresno.  The top is made from old barn wood, and the rest is painted a lovely distressed green. We need storage in the kitchen, so we bought some bed risers to put under the legs and I made the skirt out of batik cloth. It Velcros on and off and looks a little worse for wear at the moment because it gets a lot of washing due to a certain Fluffernutter, but it hides a wealth of clutter. Someday, when the children stop leeching off us finish all their schooling, we will replace the cheap, broken, horribly dated and ugly kitchen that we got stuck with when we moved from Memphis and were priced out of the NY housing market and had to leave my 40 foot long, ceramic tiled, fireplace with paneled hearth, white cabinets, and two self-cleaning wall ovens  that and looked out on our inground pool and twenty hydrangeas we planted with the sweat of our brow because I just had to move back to NY to be with my family and I'm not bitter but a little family goes a long way, y'know and now all I have is a lot of family and this lousy kitchen   renovate the kitchen and the farm table is going right into my art room.

I haven't had a houseplant since I left Memphis 7 years ago.  There was plenty of room for plants on the floor, windowsills, and counters. Here, nada.  But putting together the plantings for our little raffle has inspired me to start collecting some plants again.




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I bought  this delicate English ivy and plopped it into this cool, heavy, ceramic pot calligraphed with Japanese characters.  Right now it is moving from room to room until I decide  where it won't die.  Or maybe thrive, but really, I hope for the not die as much as the thrive. I bought a cyclamen for my desk in March. I kept it home for a week until the temps were above freezing.  The temps rose, the plant died before it even got to the office.  Right now I have another one on my desk at work and I could tell you how it is doing but then I'd have to give you the evil eye. I've started a little plant revolution at work. I was touched when our very young  admin had a hyacinth and a pot of tulips next to the ivy I gave her as a gift for helping me move my office. She told me I inspired her. And then a new attorney ran out to Stew Leonard's to buy a bunch of plants for her office to warm it up.

I am now The Plant Lady at the office. Which shows you the dearth of originality amongst lawyers as I only brought in a couple. It's all part of my plan to humanize my life. And to bring some personality to the white walls of my office.  My admin has large photos of Georgia O'Keeffe paintings taken from a calendar all over her cubicle. I love standing there talking to her and letting my mind wander about how I would paint the same flowers.

Keeping plants in the house makes me think of my mother and my grandmother.Our house had a landing at the top of the stairs and there was a large window with a long shelf built in front of it. My mother kept a big variety of houseplants, and it being the seventies, there were plenty of hanging pots in macrame. Remember those little plant feeders that were ceramic birds. You'd fill the birds with water and the water would slowly leach into the soil and water the plant. In the summer, they'd open the big, screened porch and all the plants would be hung around the perimeter. We though the pots hung with invisible fishing line were the height of grooviness.  It being the seventies and all. My grandmother had a cactus that was about two feet tall. She told me once then when it reached the ceiling, she was going to call the local paper to come over and take a photo. Every time we went to her house, which was probably at least once a week, I check the cactus. It never made it to the ceiling, but it kept me entertained for years. Hey, it was before cable.

This year, we are going to plant a bazillion pots all along the side of the house next to the porch. Since we put up the fence and the gate across the driveway, our fantasy is to have the driveway from the garage to the gate dug up and raised beds and trees planted along a wandering path. Right. Reality: a million bedding plants from Home Depot in pots along with some eye candy like morning glories growing up twig teepees and tons of herbs and cascading petunias and our the chairs situated with the backs to the blacktop.

That's the way to live life in a nutshell: employ lots of eye candy and keep your back to the blacktop.